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This prob isnt goin on still...im late to the game but I have a few:

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."

"In matters of style, swim with the current;
In matters of principle, stand like a rock.
-Thomas Jefferson "

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. "
Thanks again for this great contest..it was fun readin everything...you are awesome (a lil kissin up) hahah
jason
did it work??

 

Better to shoot at the moon and miss by a mile, than to shoot at a mudpuddle and hit it head on!

 

If you want to find out how rich you are dont count your money. just drop a tear and look how many hands come to wipe it .

 

Who won? You said it would be announced yesterday!

 

I buy expensive things cheap.

Who says money can't buy happiness, for everything else there's a credit card.

Wasted time, is time well wasted.

 

One of my favorite quotes
"Plan like you'll live forever, but live like you'll die tomorrow."

 

"A friend with weed is a friend you DON'T need" )

 

If I'm not happy that's mean In sad!

 

A dog bone a day - keeps the doctor away!

 

Well this is really funny..just read it!

So what if it’s a science test, whacky questions call for whacky answers


Actual question given on a university chemistry exam:Is Hell exothermic(gives of heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)?Support your answer with a proof.Most of the students wrote the proof of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.One student however wrote the following:

First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.Therefore no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today.Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls will go to Hell.With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially..

Now, we look at the rate of change of volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities.

(1). If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

(2). Of course if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Miss Therese Banyan during my freshman year, “That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account that I still have not succeeded in my endeavor, then (2) cannot be true, and so….

Conclusion:Hell is exothermic

The student got the only A

 

The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.

 

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

 

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father; prepare to die.

 

lol this is soo funny gave me a good laugh.

 

Thanks, ehe

 

Alright am done, recuperating from the losses incurred during these floods and don't really have time to come here announcing winners. So two announcements.

Winners
Email me at blog.contestants @ gmail . com with your godaddy ID and other details required for pushing the domain

Others
If you're someone who is wanting to checkout the anatomy of these blogs or are new and think that you could make use of them. Please email me at the above email with a simple one line on why you want the blog. And it'll be yours.

Once again, thanks everyone who participated.

Cheers.

 

Who are the winners? I don't think I read it anywhere...

 

I posted the first and the second slot somewhere along the posts.

Did you read the whole thread ?

 

you said one time I will release winners in a day or two.. then in a day or two you said I will release winners leter today then... we are back here with no winners I believe... unless I missed something.

 

Apparently, you missed a lot.