My favorite quote based on which Jet Li's action movie Fearless (2006) was made "Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself makes you Fearless." - Loa Tzu, Father of Taoism
My dog is a humongous ball of fat. If you even tap her, she makes shockwaves. She has enough lard to fit in a vat. It is the cream filled twinkies that she craves. When she walks down the street, the pavement cracks. The policemen do their best to stop her. To stop her, blockades will be placed in stacks, but they just get swiped away by her fur. The city is in a pile of ruins. People have no way to stop her at all. Dead bodies are stacked in large piles of dunes, the, now dying, world is about to fall. In the end, though, the world won, by a node, a kid poked her side, and she did explode.
"its not worth living, if we dont live it our own way" "its useless just to talk about it but dont be about it" this is just a mocking quote to today's most justice systems "Justice shall not be served but PAID in full if you can afford or else lose it!"
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." -Collected quotes from Albert Einstein
I happen to love this one and just wanted to share. "There is not enough darkness in the world to extinguish the light of one small candle."
I will annoucne the winners in a day or two guys. Sorry, grounded in floods right now. Edit - Why the hate people ? I just got a rep with comment "f**k you, you f**king raghead piece of sh*t!"
"The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job." - Creed Bratton "Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money." - Indian Cree Saying
"stay hungry, stay foolish!" sorry can't resist! my personal favorite! "error: keyboard not found, press any key to continue" my own! "HELL to all of you here! Oops, i missed the big O " cheers!
“I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.†"Sex without love is just exercise" “Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.†“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.†“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.†“I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress†“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.†“Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!†“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.†“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.†"Make awkward sexual advances, not war" "Trust me, I'm a Jedi" "Procrastinators UNITE!....Tomorrow" I'm done for now... will have some more later
since you have not said it must be in english! so here is another from me, "mai exam to ek jam ke terah pr jata ho"! origianaly said by me friend, after he failed in his exam!! meaning, he drinks his exam like beer
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen