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  1. JKPS

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    #221
    Did you all hear about the man who put Viagra in his ear?




















































































































































    Now, he's hard of hearing.
     
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  2. jjoshua

    jjoshua Well-Known Member

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    #222
    "Why worry about what tomorrow will bring? When today doesn't really know."
     
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    #223
    "Of course a bilingual state is more expensive than a unilingual one — but it is a richer state."

    -Pierre Elliott Trudeau
     
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  4. syedwasi87

    syedwasi87 Active Member

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    #224
    My favorite..

    Give the world the best you have, and the best will come back to you.

    dunno if it comes in google..but definitely its not a ctrl+v job..
     
    syedwasi87, Jun 26, 2007 IP
  5. rkquest

    rkquest Well-Known Member

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    #225
    A little bit of rock, a little bit of cement - monument.
     
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    scart3r Notable Member

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    #226
    OK - this one isn't from me, but from the king of Benderism... lol

    Bender, the gorger of other people's BOIL.
    Bender, believes in the no end of spoil.
    Bender, undeniably as smart as a whip.
    Bender, yet unable to spit out a pip.
    Bender, his rust is made out of bone.
    Bender, did it all on his own.
    Bender, guard your wallets you men of unwise.
    Bender, will nick them in his wily disguise.
    Bender, a follicly challenged bot.
    Bender, world rulership, a passion he will not stop.
    Bender, a supporter of the Bender Brigade.
    Bender, will ask for your life if he is not paid.
    Bender, one is as many, he will willfully sigh.
    Bender, resistance is futile, join us or die.

    And - yer, is a cut and paste job :D
     
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  7. WM7

    WM7 Peon

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    #227
    "Success is not achieved through getting the most you can, but by giving the most you can" -This one is original and I truly believe in it.
     
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  8. ARonald

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    #228
    " If you do nothing, nothing can go wrong"

    "Great men think alike...
    ........
    ........

    And so do fools"


    ARonald
     
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    anions Notable Member

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    #229
    This one's one of my favourites, I dont know if you guys have heard it, so just thought of sharing it. A free blog wont hurt either :p

    "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
     
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    graneydesigns Peon

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    #230
    "The key to peace of mind is not to succumb to your false perceptions"

    "Rivers are mirrors of the grand blue abyss, thier sparkling waters flow like a dancing glass ribbon, and as I gaze upon thier beauty... I smile knowingly"

    "I awoke glancing at the freshly fallen snow through my window and the snow still falling like ash and feather covering the dull grey landscape with fluffs of cotton dancing on the branches like a white heavenly cloak, it covers my soul"

    "There are three ways of driving: Slow, slower, and slowest"

    "I don't want excuses, I want results"
     
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  11. graneydesigns

    graneydesigns Peon

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    #231
    "I wish I had your nose full of nickels"

    "Umbrella's are for people to proud to to get rained on"

    "Walking barefooted allows for the best conductivity to mother earth"
     
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  12. samlocalguy

    samlocalguy Active Member

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    #232
    Very nice thread....
    Intresting...
    Hows it?
    "If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there"
     
    samlocalguy, Jun 26, 2007 IP
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    #233
    For scary times...
    You can't discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

    For scary people...
    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
     
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    #234
    To be successful, or or even a failure, you must first try

    Kind of my basterdized blend of Homer Simpson's;
    "trying is the first step towards failure"

    and Theodore Roosevelt's;

    “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”

    Rossevelt says it better, but its a tad long.

    Maybe "the timid soul knows not victory nor defeat"
     
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    #235



    Support your right to arm bears.




    People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.




    Japan Is Hog Heaven - Japanese motorcycle gangs - Brief Article

    The Japanese take their motorcycle gangs seriously. AI ran into one Harley-Davidson gang at a rest stop as we headed out to Nissan Motor Co.'s Tochigi plant Talk about customized: These bikes had everything from fringe to fake shotguns to Buddas on the sidecar as decorations And the bikers were decked out too. One sported a Los Angeles Police Department uniform.
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    #236
    Abhishek.... Shakes the world
     
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    #237
    Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.
    Jawaharal Nehru

    Amen to that! I believe that determination, is one of the most undervalued and most important aspects to becoming a success

    As a joke one:

    Trying is the first step towards failure.
     
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    R-ampage Banned

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    #238
    To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult.

    You don't make footsteps in the sands of time by standing still.

    He who has begun the task has half done it.

    Even if you on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

    -Abhishek- is king :D
     
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    #239
    Thou shall not passeth windeth in the direction of one's faceth,
    If thou doth passeth windeth in the direction of one's faceth,
    Thy shall render attacketh to windeth forcereth,
    with the forcing of a large corkereth.

    Thou shall not covet, nor curse, nor yearn for wantings,
    If thou can not resisteth thy temptations,
    One must eateth large weight of peanuts,
    until one's cows returneth home.

    Thy application will be done,
    to the morning sun.
    To heed the word's call,
    To keep meek mind of all.

    Here endeth thus ode lie,
    each taketh til one die.
    May we forsaketh the large weight of peanuts,
    So we don't eat til we cry.

    Col :)
     
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  20. mikey1090

    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #240
    why don't you wear a condom on your head? if you're going to act like a d**k you may aswell dress like one. :D:D
     
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