Big wave

Watcha! I recognise a few names from other forums For those that I've not 'met' before I list my profile...

FIRST NAME
Jane

SURNAME
The Pain

AGE
36

HEIGHT
Five foot two and three quarters and a little bit.

HAIR COLOUR
Blonde

IQ
Blonde

FAMILY
1 Gran, 1 Stepmother, 1 husband, 1 ex-husband, 5 kids, 9 cats and 1 chicken.

LIKES
1. A challenge
2. Laughing in the face of danger - MUH HA HA HA HAAAR.

DISLIKES
1. Anything that tastes like evil. (Eating green vegetables should be against the law).
2. Small children with runny noses. (How do they manage to produce snot bubbles the size of grapefruit?)

ABILITIES
I can put both feet behind my head and turn my elbows inside out (dont ask) and I've got the bottom lip wobble and puppy dog eye look off to pat (you know what I mean girls).

GREATEST ACHEIVEMENT
Starting my own business and building a couple of successful websites from scratch simply by reading and learning from the internet. I've been playing with computers for over 20 years and website building for 5.

STUPIDEST ACHEIVEMENT
Getting my hand stuck in a complete strangers letterbox (aged 29).

ADVICE TO NEWBIES
Read everything twice, get more links to your site, ask questions, get more links to your site, don't be afraid to experiment with new ideas and get more links to your site.

ADVICE TO OLDIES
Get out of my way

Nice to meet you!

Jane

 

Hiya Shannon, it was your link on another site that led me here

Jane

 

Welcome Jane to the DP forum! It should be lol reading your posts.

 

Is that before or after you get of the soapbox?

Oh! BTW welcome. It should be fun.

 

Jane, you can not use the name "The Pain" here at DP, Bob (Compar) has given that name to me and I claim first use of it here at Digital Point.

We would not like to sue you so early after joining.

Why Bob would think I am a pain, I will never know.

Welcome to the forum, just get use to that comic we call Compar, he is a real funny guy sometimes.

You just have to figure out when he is trying to be funny.

If you can do that you will be a member for a long time here, now if Bob could just figure out when I am trying to be funny, he and I would get along a hell of a lot better, don't let the flame wars get to you. It is just par for the course.

 

Welcome to the forum Shannon. I look forward to reading your posts as well.

And I understand about the runny noses. I don't know how kids do half the things they do (mine are now 9 and 16).

 

Thanks for such a great welcome everyone

Compar, it's not possible for 'woman' and 'off the soapbox' to exist in the same sentance

Anthony, tell you what, lets lock ourselves in a dark room with a machete each and whoever comes out alive can keep the name. Or you can have it, that would be good too.

I've had a good look around, this place looks great, I look forward to talking and sharing with you all.

Jane

 

The only one who looks great is Shawn, Compar and I are too old to look great, I was hot until I hit 35, that was 10 years ago.

Shawn is still young though! Hell of a lot smarter than us old fogies too. He can still do stuff, like snowboard, Compar and I can get up and get another beer and keep knocking on the keyboard, that is all we are worth....

Jane we will let the old master Compar decide who is the bigger pain in the Arse, he will do that anyway, that is his job around here, to keep the rest of us in line.