Some women are distressed with too small bust, the other with too large. But an optimist will always find a positive! Women with large breasts are the optimist because: - They always can hitch-hike - They always are conceded the best seats in the bus - They make a simple running jogging a very spectacular kind of sport - They leave a magazine dry, which they read lying in the bath - They have an additional argument of impact (to the men who is shorter) - They can usually easy find dropped popcorn after watching the film - They can always carry with them a bit more cash - They always swim better - They know where first to look in the search of earring which fell - They rarely left without a partner for the slow dance - They do not need to buy the cars with airbags - It always is where to put one more can of beer Women with small breasts are the optimist because: - They do not cause accidents on the road every time when they bend - They always look younger - Drops and food crumbs are always on the napkin laid on lap - They can always see if their shoes are clean - They can easily sleep in prone position - They have no problem to sit at the wheel of a small car - They know that people can easily read the entire inscription on their T-shirt - They believe that anything that can not fit in the hand is an unnecessary surplus - They may to be too late to the theater and take the seat without diverting the entire row - They can go to aerobics without risking to take Sunday punch from themselves - They never hear the words to their address: "silicone"
thanks for sharing. this is pretty funny and very interesting. haha. i guess i go into one of those categories.