Beware of Golf Balls

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    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes,and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

    "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

    "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

    "I don't remember much after that..."
     
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  2. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #2
    :D good one!
    You know someone somewhere came close to that while playing, maybe not golf but the end result :p
     
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  3. Stax_Daniel

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    #3
    lol, that's a good one...

    gosh...wife's can be so misunderstanding...lol
     
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    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Poor fellow, haha. Nice joke :D
     
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    hahaha nice one. lol
     
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    genx_wan Well-Known Member

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    #6
    :D lol u cracked me :D
     
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    timsdd Peon

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    I bring much crack to the table beleive me ;)

    :cool:
     
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    They can be dangerous!
     
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    arcademan Active Member

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    #9
    Reminds me of a time while golfing in Oklahoma (where I'm from). My friend hit an absolutely beautiful approach shot from about 150 yards away. We saw it land a general location of where it landed, but we never saw a roll or a bounce.

    Once we reached the green, we found that his ball was buried into a fresh pile of cow flop.

    We filed that under the Ground Under Repair, and got him a clean ball to drop. lol
     
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    hehe lesson learned. Dont insult your wife.
     
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    Ha ha! Nice one! Thanks for nice joke. I have to careful from Balls.:D
     
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    #12
    lol funny joke! thanks for sharing, never heard that before
     
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    erotomania Banned

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    #13
    what a misunderstanding ! :D
     
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    #14
    lol! nice one. :D
     
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    #15
    Lol...good one. Thanks for sharing
     
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    #16
    that is really a new one, LOL..what happened to the wife when she heard those words.......LOL
     
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    #17
    Golf can be a dangerous sport :)
     
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    #18
    hahahahah this is one of the funniest jokes ive heard
     
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    #19
    muahahha...nice one...it's damn almost 6am here and i'm laughin my butt off :))))))))))
     
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