A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes,and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that..."
good one! You know someone somewhere came close to that while playing, maybe not golf but the end result
Reminds me of a time while golfing in Oklahoma (where I'm from). My friend hit an absolutely beautiful approach shot from about 150 yards away. We saw it land a general location of where it landed, but we never saw a roll or a bounce. Once we reached the green, we found that his ball was buried into a fresh pile of cow flop. We filed that under the Ground Under Repair, and got him a clean ball to drop. lol