Many of you, I'm sure, have dabbled or dived head first into Kindle erotica in recent months. You may write your stories yourself, or you may hire some poor schlub from the third world to write them on your behalf. Judging by the samples I've been reading on Amazon many of your books were written by people who can't tell a clitoris from a comma, and you found your 'writers' on Freelancer, Elance and oDesk at $10 for 6,000 words. Perhaps this business model is working for you. Who knows? I'm not judging. All I know is that most of the books written on the cheap and published by those looking to make a quick buck seem to be languishing with sales ranks in the high six figures. As you may have learned by now, the Kindle Store isn't quite the ATM it at first seemed, paying out big bucks for any old story with a picture of a naked lady on the cover. I don't write stories like that, nor do I come cheap (compared to foreign freelancers, that is). I'm a professional, full time erotic author with 23 titles published under my primary pen name, Aya Fukunishi. I'm very, very good at what I do, and I'm looking to whore myself out for a little while. Compared to what you're accustomed to, no doubt my modest rates will seem astronomical. I charge a whopping 3 cents per word, working out to $90 for a 3,000 word eBook. Those of you who happily hire Indian writers can feel free to step away right about... now. For those of you still here, here are my stats... I have had three books in the top 10,000 overall Amazon sales chart so far this month. My books earn average royalties of $100 each per month. All of my books continue to sell steadily, new or old. My first ghostwritten book is currently at #73 in the Hot New Releases chart, and 18,961 in the overall sales chart. So far in June the book has sold 83 copies, averaging over 9 sales each day. The book broke even by day six, and will continue to generate profit until the end of time or the end of Amazon, whichever comes first. In short, I know how to write erotica that sells. What's more, I know how to write erotica that keeps readers coming back for more. For 3 cents a word I'm willing to write a superb quality erotic eBook on your behalf. Minimum length: 2,500 words ($75). Maximum length: 6,000 words ($180). Turnaround time: probably around a day, depending on caffeine intake and inspiration. I'll choose the niche, though if you have something in mind it's open for discussion. Payment on completion by Paypal. If you'd like, the book can be published under the pen name Aya Fukunishi to benefit from my brand. I stand by my work, though you can certainly publish under whatever pen name you choose. You may be wondering, of course, why I'd want to write stories for a flat rate when I could simply write my own books and make that rate dozens of times over. Ah, I'd reply, but you're assuming I'm sensible enough to budget correctly. At the end of the month I need to fly to Mongolia and put down a deposit on an apartment for the summer, and right now that means I have to whore myself out for some quick cash. This is a short term offer. Once I've written enough to pay for my rent I'll go back to writing lucrative stories for myself.
Thank you for all the interest this has received so far. I've worked through my current backlog and I'm now taking more orders, so get in touch. One of my ghostwritten books is now at #64 in Amazon's Hot New Releases chart, and for four weeks now it's hovered around a 10,000 rank in the entire Amazon store.