Best Theist/Fundementalist quotes

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by jumpboy11jaop, Apr 5, 2009.

  1. #1
    This is just basically the other side of Mrwordsworth's thread 'favorite atheist quotes'. While his is things we've said to discredit the fundies, this is things they've said to discredit themselves.


     
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  2. TheNoose

    TheNoose Peon

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    #2
    Hahah, these are just great! I've heard a couple of them but some are new :) Keep 'em coming!
     
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  3. Zibblu

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    #3
    Those are some truly beautiful face palm worthy quotes.
     
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  4. jumpboy11jaop

    jumpboy11jaop Peon

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    #4
    BTW, all of these are from DP

    And I don't want to exceed whatever the limit on posts is, so I'll give a link.

    This is just one long fundy self mock.
     
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  5. LogicFlux

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    #5
    These are so awesome. Especially the outside energy source one.
     
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  6. ncz_nate

    ncz_nate Well-Known Member

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    #6
    hahahahahaha

    These can't be real, who said the glyphosate one?
     
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  7. jumpboy11jaop

    jumpboy11jaop Peon

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    #7
    idk i found that in a post by stox. I'll edit in the link if i find it.

    Here it is. A google search alot turns up a lot of results.
     
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  8. jumpboy11jaop

    jumpboy11jaop Peon

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    #8
    These are definitely good. More to follow soon.
     
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  9. jumpboy11jaop

    jumpboy11jaop Peon

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    #9
    These are just a few of the best from This Site.
     
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  10. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamerâ„¢

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    #10
    oops...............
     
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    #11
    Here are some of the funniest ones from the list. Actually, some of them are funny, but most of them are utterly retarded and disgusting...

    P.S. I am not against any religion. But these people have destroyed the true meaning of Christianity...

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  12. stOx

    stOx Notable Member

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    #12
    I'm sure [hope] most of these people can't be serious.
     
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  13. jumpboy11jaop

    jumpboy11jaop Peon

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    #13
    Unfortunately, it seems they were. Not from personal experience, but I think so.

    BTW, welcome back stOx- what were you banned for this time?
     
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  14. stOx

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    #14
    i'm not too sure, they have taken to deleting my posts...
     
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  15. jumpboy11jaop

    jumpboy11jaop Peon

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    #15
    Well I doubt it helps, but nehemia only managed to stay for like 4 days before being rebanned.
     
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    #16
    I have enjoyed some of the purest most powerful LOLs I've ever experienced here on DP in this thread alone.

    Thank you.
     
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    ncz_nate Well-Known Member

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    #17
    lmao. You guys crack me up.
     
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  18. jumpboy11jaop

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    #18
    I'm not sure if these people are insults to theists or to all of humanity.
     
    jumpboy11jaop, Apr 18, 2009 IP