Oh , and another one. This one is my favorite ) : First man: My wife suggested that I take up a new sport this summer. Second man: Well, that's nice. It shows that she has your interests at heart. Did she make any suggestions? First man: As a matter of fact, she did. By the way, how do you play this Russian Roulette?
The devil challenged God to a baseball game. God said, "You don't have a chance. I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, all the greatest players up here with me!" The devil smiled and said, "Yes, but I have all the umpires!"