A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." ( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )
the whole funnyness of that was the fact that spielsberg has a "berg" attached to his name, geeez, ... that was not funny, a certain somebody needs to import some "peep show" channel 4, from th UK
Yeah, this made me laugh even more. Come on now. you let us Brits down if this is supposed to the funniest joke we got.
Hey, when you say it won an award in Britain - who by? I'm going to beat the living piss out of them for making possibly the most piss-poor joke I've ever heard.