Best joke in Britain

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by ankitsoldak, May 20, 2008.

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    A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

    As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

    Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

    The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

    "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

    In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

    Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

    The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


    ( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )
     
    ankitsoldak, May 20, 2008 IP
  2. CaffinePhil

    CaffinePhil Banned

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    #2
    wow. thats all i'm saying.
     
    CaffinePhil, May 20, 2008 IP
  3. Cheris

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    #3
    lol :D

    thats a good joke
     
    Cheris, May 20, 2008 IP
  4. bubaipal

    bubaipal Peon

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    #4
    It has been posted in this forum before.
     
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  5. RedXer

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    #5
    lol, thats good.

    I was kind of scared what direction it would go in. :p
     
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    #6
    lol.. good joke..
     
    susan8051, May 20, 2008 IP
  7. Ajucoolest

    Ajucoolest Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Nice hilarious joke.
     
    Ajucoolest, May 20, 2008 IP
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    twistedspikes Notable Member

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    #8
    meh it wasn't that good.
     
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    swaymedia Active Member

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    #9
    the whole funnyness of that was the fact that spielsberg has a "berg" attached to his name, geeez, ... that was not funny, a certain somebody needs to import some "peep show" channel 4, from th UK
     
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    #10
    Funny very funny thanks for the laugh. Have a good one!!!:)
     
    Kim-Webgirl, May 20, 2008 IP
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    skypeace Well-Known Member

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    lol hahah :D
     
    skypeace, May 21, 2008 IP
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    Algert Well-Known Member

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    #12
    lol very funny !
     
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    lightstarm2k Well-Known Member

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    #13
    lol is this best joke in britain? :D
     
    lightstarm2k, May 21, 2008 IP
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    #14
    Yeah, this made me laugh even more. Come on now. you let us Brits down if this is supposed to the funniest joke we got.
     
    vicdigi, May 21, 2008 IP
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    #15
    good joke.reped u for that.
     
    manisht07, May 21, 2008 IP
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    #16
    Hey, when you say it won an award in Britain - who by? I'm going to beat the living piss out of them for making possibly the most piss-poor joke I've ever heard.
     
    Spider-Man, May 22, 2008 IP
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    matttiya88 Well-Known Member

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    #17
    very funny but i have to read it twice..:D:D
     
    matttiya88, May 22, 2008 IP
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #18
    LOL.Very funny joke indeed :D
     
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    #19
    hehe, a good one indeed.
     
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    #20
    Maybe not the best joke in Britain, but it's really funny
     
    CandyRock, May 23, 2008 IP