Best Comment...EVER!

When you place an order on my site there's a field for comments. Shipping instructions, special requests, etc...

Check out the comment someone left today after buying some deodorizer:

Anyone else get some nutty ones?

 

Yes tons of them, damnit I knew I should have saved some of them. I sell umm adult novelties among others so just use your imagination and it's more than likely we've gotten them. Yours though is very unique, lol

I should add that description to some of the air fresheners we sell, 'will kill all of those unwanted holiday fart odors including turkey, cranberry and even ham'


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I think this thread should be nominated for best thread of the day!

 

haha dude, I laughed out loud on that one. None to add though, just wanted to mention that.

 

LOL...thats so funny..Turkey Farts....Where's Ninno to make a comment??

 

Nice juxtaposition.

 

Any Digital Point discounts??

That's pretty gross!

 

Sure once I finally get back into the work mode and get my newest projects done which will include a much larger selection than we currently carry I'd be glad to give all DP members a discount code.

We'll be carrying everything with the exception of possibly those blow up sheep, sorry to all who were hoping on them

 

That is one of the most difficult thing I have ever found.
For me its like, when I am in work mode I can make 10 sites in a go, but when I am not then I am on DP all the time
Right now I am trying to catch up with my holiday mood.

 

Hey, lazy asses! This isn't the "let's see who the biggest slacker on DP is" thread.

We're talking about funny comments on orders. A-ight?!

 

lol that's a good one.

 

Here are some of mine this month..they kinda suck. When Dec 15th approaches is when the comments get funny!

Comments it is a gift so please be careful and do not break it.
If it weren't a gift. Can we break it then?

Comments Merry Christmas to my "cock-a-doodle-doo" of a wife.
Um, okay

 

Aai Aai Captain....

I have recieved some pretty funny comments, but not anything like yours.
I have a site which provides Interior decoration Tips, and one person had given this comment -

"Thank you for your such a good service. You know my girlfriend'd been always complaining about my tastelessness of Interior Decoration. But now after using your such great advices I have been successfully impressed her with my decoration skills, we are going to get married this summer and I want to invite your for my marriage. please come to this biggest event of my life and help me to decorate my home. once againg I'd like to thank you
- James"

This cracked me up lol.

 

Ha Webby. That's a cracker right enough. Poor old James. I think I used to date him.

 

Really??

This really makes him even poorer

 

Eeee. You cheeky beggar!

 

That's probably a typo. He probably meant my "any-cock-will-do" wife.