Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Woman

Every successful man is behind the woman, both naked off course....

 

I wouldn't say my man is behind me.....I'd say that we face forward, pointing in the same direction, together.

And I wouldn't have it any other way!

Jennifer

 

My wife is behind my success

 

Very well said...

 

That is so true. Women make you a success or leave you for a guy who is

 

This reminds me of Bill Clinton

 

my wife said to tell you that I wouldn't be anything without her!

 

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo (woe is me)
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg may vary from 40 – 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all shopping malls

Physical properties :
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points

Chemical properties :
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses :
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Test :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Potential hazards :
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

Warning
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE

 

I have 2.. Mom and my Lover.. can't handle more than that.. Great quote though.. behind every successful man is a woman..

 

"Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Woman"...like, with a strapon?

 

Thanks for appreciation

 

LOL. This made me laugh. And is also true. But no woman backing me , hence why I am a lamer.

 

LOL bad grammar, no offence

Anyway first i have to find success to find the woman.....

Btw in some cases success comes first then only woman

 

every man has a mom

 

Not every man...

 

...smart answer

 

This is the smart answer

 

I Think on behalf of Mother Day i will say " Behind Every Successful Man there is Mother "

 

With a strap-on (as said before) ?

 

" Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Woman " - Not true,
Behind two very successful people in the industry we all admire, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, no women involved, both of them met their wifes after they got successful