Hahaha.. The second one is ridiculous..! The first one, I like that.. I may try if I got shot someday..
hahaha.. nice one.. really make me laugh.. I love th first one.. The second almost 30 years before he die so rediculous..
hahaha the first one was really clever...dying and not paying for the food he ate the second one was ridiculous...he even got old!
30 Years ?! At Least 40 "He searched for a wife, dated, got married, got a child, etc..", Look at the young man besides his son "That's his grandchild, at least 50 years" LOL.