Before I die I'd really like to...

Well I guess it could, but I'd rather have a sore throat than a sore arse.

 

I do see your point.

 

Before I die, I would want:
-To see my daughter grow up and be happy with the life she makes for herself
-Show my wife the world and what it has to offer
-Ensure that when I'm gone my family will be financially stable
-Have sex on the Eiffel Tower (when in france... lol)
-Contribute one thing to the world that changes it on an epic scale (I already have the plans for this...haven't figured out how to go about doing it yet though )
-Make sure that I'm remembered as an honorable man that had a loving family and great friends.

Nothing too big that I can't handle unless I somehow die tomorrow lol.

 

That sounds like a prison line to me

 

I like the way you think. What are you doing this weekend?

 

It is your birthday after all HU. Ill get him fedexed over to you and you can be a part of the Fedex club too

 

Flying to Texas by the sound of things...

Have you got a window I can break?

 

There's gay... then there's "gay".

 

People... stop it with the gay thing already

 

Why are you getting so worked up you are unable to get any work done?

 

Well if i do, i will treat my hemorrhoids at your place

 

If you're into that type of thing I can think of at least one of my other sites you'd be interested in....

Here is the perfect Bday present for you...


Alright this is getting way to gay for me...

 

Exactly ...

But anyway, i was just browsing trough Naughty's warehouse, and wondering what the heck is this ? How the hell is one supposed to use it ?

PS: Takes 2 AA batteries sold seperately.

 

You put it around your weener.

 

Now that's an interesting sight... My Johnny is ok the way it is

 

And then I guess your sack goes into the nubby sleeve?

 

lol wow this thread taking an odd turn. I leave the question answering to CR, maybe he'll even bring out pics of his hero 'DH' to explain anything more advanced such as techniques...

 

Hey .. this is getting way too far over my english so anyway i'll drop out

 

Actually, that doesn't look possible. Is it just a splash guard?

 

I believe rob, because whenever I think about weird gay sex toys I always think about rob. Also, rob told me how to wash and properly patch my Hoff sex doll.

Thanks rob