Be Warned!

Hi Guys: I am really sorry I haven't had time to post here lately, I've been way TOO busy. However something happened to me on the weekend and I thought I'd just warn you about it.

I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know.

I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your stuff in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday.... and also yesterday............. and most likely tomorrow.

H

 

LOL!

Those criminals have been hitting me every day for a month now.

 

lolll , hahaha , i am very sad for you .. henceforth do not pay attention to girls

 

It is really nice to know some people still enjoy having oral sex in trucks

 

thats simple.... they are earning for what they pay you every day

TIP: Make your wallet empty, move to costco and guess what! enjoy everything FREE

 

Excellent tip. Homer, you finally have got the solution

 

Thanks for the tip LOL

My advice to you is never put your money and plastic moneys on your wallet, or use two wallet so you can have a free bl*wj*b

Wallet 1 = put all your money on it hide it somewhere in the car that they wont see
Wallet 2 = put it on somewhere where they can see it

 

hahahahahahah.

I think a little bit of 7up just came out my nose then.

 

LOL basoone!

 

rofl that's funnah!

 

That is funny, i should move to Canada to shop at costco.

 

Lmao lucky guy, how much did you have in your wallet? $20? $30?

 

ROFL, this one was really funny.

 

aawww..that's really bad!

LoL....nice advice....
*shakes head*
you guys...

what do you mean...hhmmnnnn.......

 

...because ugly chicks need rides too!

Lux

 

wow... i wish i will got the same scenario. my wallet is always empty. lol

 

then don't expect that it till happen to you

 

Thought y'all would appreciate my dilemma...thanx for the great advice but it's not gonna help if I have no wallet or money but *VERY* clean windows.

 

Probably only on the outside as busy as you've been.