That is so totally false. POTHEAD A Person Who: Is committed to herbal enhancements and remedies Can learn and remember the most obscure trivia (though not what was for lunch) Is not a slave to the unreasonable, unethical, and all around poor classifications that others use to try to pigeonhole them Has an active mind filled with many creative thoughts, yet can focus voraciously on a single concept (what was for lunch...?) Is "highly" motivated to extend personal knowledge of botany, filled with great ambition to make a statement about how society is in too much of a hurry these days, and graciously conserves energy and resources for this overpopulated world by using as little oxygen and motion as possible * (skipped this one, if you smoke pot and are anxious or paranoid you should be taking something entirely different) Is unbounded by the man-made concept of time, which is all relative anyway (did I eat lunch today?) Has sleepy, bloodshot eyes