The economy is so bad... 1. I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank. 2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 3. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. 4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM. 5. Obama met with small businesses GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup, and GM to discuss the stimulus package. 6. McDonald's is selling the Quarter Ouncer. 7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. 8. The most highly paid job is now jury duty. 9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in the U.S.?" 10. Motel Six won't leave the lights on. 11. The Mafia is laying off judges. 12. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
haha I like 6. McDonald's is selling the Quarter Ouncer. Supposedly it was quarter pounder and 7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. Poor nannies
People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in the U.S.?" Lol! Think about it Africa donating money to america