polide constable to his son:- stupid, why did u get very low marks in your exam??? son replied:- keep this 50 Rupees and leave this matter... ------------------------------------------------------------------- ques: how to increase positive thinking??? Ans: watch FTV.. b'coz u always think. ' ' ' ' ' ' ' theek hai ye nhi to agli model k kapde me se kuch dikhega...
"My child learnt ' Microsoft word ' now he wants to learn ' Microsoft sentence ' , so when you will provide that?" this one is funny! btw