Bwahahaa. Some years ago, I was at a party and one of the guests was a police man - off duty, of course. My friends were rolling splifs and passing them under the table. All the while this cool cop was just watching the whole thing through the glass top and laughing his socks off. He told me later that what cracked him up the most was watching the splif-heads kick each other for attention to pass the splif around and then for them to sneak the butt around under the glass table top - all innocent bambi eyes - pretending it was a cigarette.