You may want to make sure you cover your fax machine... http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/japan_ca...SFUwPes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bm5xNHVjBHNlYwNtcA--
Now if you could also potty train 3 stubborn 3 year-old boys, we could work out a deal! For some reason he only wants to go potty on my fax. tom
My friend's four year-old daughter got mad at him one night and decided to relieve herself on his laptop keyboard.
Laptop keyboard? That couldn't have ended well... I bet the technician who heard that story was laughing.
down here 111 is our emergency services number, you can use 911 or 999 but 111 is the official number http://www.nzherald.co.nz/index.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10330796
Police Note: Sorry we broke your glass door, but we were responding to an emergency call. It turns out your cat was to blame (we assume, since no one else was here). We found fingerprints, but didn't check them as we think your cat is to blame. We recomend obedience school. Your bill for a false 111 call will be $325. Thank you and have a good night. - The Mt Eden Police Department
It's a miracle they turned up! Things are pretty bad here right now. No probs getting speed camera ticket but you have to be half-dead before they'll come out normally. Better than in Berkshire, England though where apparantly the police weren't despatched until 5 minutes after the call was terminated. Harrowing read.