AtomicBump's Intro

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by AtomicBump, Apr 5, 2008.

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    Hi.

    What you thought this was going to be all fancy?...


    Lol just kidding.. Anyways im 15, its 1:17 am, i am sitting in my underwear with my laptop in bed with my girlfriend and i am posting this.

    Well yeah i can turn basically anything into a joke/something funny to most people. I can also manipulate people by messing with their head + confusing them. I am not as smart as everyone thinks, i don't suck at math despite my grades, i can actually do calculus + other advanced math, sucking at math is a smoke screen so i can do less work. I am currently homeschooled and planning on going to college next year, for 3D modeling/animation + video editing/rendering.

    My birthday is in 3 days, buy me something nice. Like a new foot? My foot has been killing me, i ripped 3 muscles + a tendon and had to walk 3 miles to the hospital where they told me to go away because i couldn't give them my info..

    Yeah enough whining.

    I currently own 2 sites and im planning on expanding that to hundreds as soon as i get my dedicated server + code a proxy list script + email news letter for proxies. I am hoping to make about 10 sites a week (maybe every 2 weeks,so 5 a week..) and have a daily news letter with one of my sites not yet released + 4 paid links. That way i can earn some money, others earn traffic, and i can finally get some more RAM for my laptop.. I have 4 but technically it's 2 because one stick burnt out...

    I have severe ADD/ADHD/Bipolar, i apologize for always getting off topic in advance, my mind tends to wander. Please do not infract me every time i do, it's quite annoying because i can't help it.. I have a doctors note, literally.

    I have 3 days til i am classed as a pedophile for being with my girlfriend also, no one cares when we have the couple of months with a 1 year age gap but as soon as i turn 16 i am classed as a pedo again... My parents have a 9 year age gap, my girlfriends a 11 year age gap... I am not a pedo...

    I am going to stop rambling now, if you took the time to read all of this i am sorry for causing your brain cramp. I confuse myself a lot too.

    Also i need some coding done, it's integration + layouts + a homepage. PM me for more info. I am not spamming either, if i was why would i type this loooonnng post?..
     
    AtomicBump, Apr 5, 2008 IP
  2. Buhzookuhman

    Buhzookuhman Banned

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    my girlfriends a 11 year age gap..... wtf... that means she's like 5 or something, why man... why?
     
    Buhzookuhman, Apr 6, 2008 IP
  3. sujay0000

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    Welcome to Dp
     
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  4. AtomicBump

    AtomicBump Peon

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    No i ment her parents.

    I was talking about our parents and how they have HUGE gaps but we dont...

    My girllfriend is 14, but everyone always thinks shes like 16-17 so then when i say shes 14 their like 'omg pedo!!!'...

    Everyone always thinks im in my mid 20s too, if i dont shave for 3 days lol..
     
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    AtomicBump Welcome to SEO forum DP
     
    SubmitShop, Apr 6, 2008 IP
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    Well....if you are just being "boyfriend/girlfriend" then that is ok....but her being in your bed at 1am.....? That may not be a good idea......
     
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  7. AtomicBump

    AtomicBump Peon

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    How is it not? Her parents know what we do, and so do mine. They care, but they don't get mad at us.

    Anyways thanks for the welcomes guys.
     
    AtomicBump, Apr 6, 2008 IP
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    yea rofl, my gf is 22, im 17

    age dont really matter
     
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    Hey there welcome to the forums
     
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