Hello Humans, My name is Spooky Watson, I'm a special vampire. This halloween, I'm offering special trick-or-treat writing services for 5 grim reapers ($5 = 400 words). Please visit my graveyard to close the blood-wetting deal. First, I must warn you of some 24,000-year-old vampires peopled in the hunted street that leads to my tombstone. . .Be careful of the flickering street lights. Happy Spooky Halloweeeeeen