http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3445743 The phrase "busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest" comes to mind
I've got a good joke for you based on the same sort of idea: Q: "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who can drive a car?" A: "Clever dick" confused: Maybe you have to be British to get that one?)
*yawn* It haz nothing 2 do with hiz arms. Read da article some time!! Duh!!!! What do you think would happen??!!! They'll let him drive!!!!!