Arizona's HypoTonic Drink

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mikeyoneshot, Aug 13, 2008.

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    Andy Roddick has endorsed a drink With Arizona Beverage Co called Hypotonic.
    It is a Lemon-Lime flavored drink claiming to be fortified with calcium, magnesium, potassium, vitamins and amino acids.

    No doubt Mr.Roddick was following along Mr.Palmer with Arizona's Half Iced Tea Half Lemonade mix. However, Mr. Palmer's drink is a hole in one and Mr. Roddick's drink is comparable to lightly salted yack piss.

    As far as refreshing summer beverages go, stick with the Arnold Palmer.

    I hope to save people $1.50 at a time by NOT purchasing this terrible and un-satisfying drink and having a lunch-break full of disappointment.

    Mr.Roddick you are far inferior to Mr.Palmer and it is sad to think you have tried to contend with him on a level which he dominates.
    At your earliest convience Mr. Roddick I would like a refund of my $1.50 you can paypal it to me PM for details.

    (Meanwhile, Andy has made millions off this drink and probably never tasted it)
     
    mikeyoneshot, Aug 13, 2008 IP
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    i TOTALLY agree with you mikey...i bought this drink the other day because it was recommended to me by some guy standing next to the Arizona fridge at the deli.I decided to take his advice and crack it open right there on the spot. As my head was on its way down from the huge gulp of piss i had just taken, i couldn't help but notice that the man who had "recommended" this awful drink to me was wearing none other than an "Arizona" shirt.... that's right people, he was an Arizona employee. i got conned into buying this garbage.
     
    knicks33, Aug 13, 2008 IP