Are you offended by breastfeeding?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hon Daddy Dad, Aug 5, 2006.

  1. MitaGT

    MitaGT Guest

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    #41
    ok i have a theory here... listen to this
    so you are an infant boy and you are hungry...
    this is a normal occurance
    so you make a little noise, put on your cute face,
    and a woman you love puts her boob in your mouth...
    now i don't know about you but i'm pretty sure this prepares you
    for manhood later in life...:D
    no joke
    now the other option is that instead of the boob, you get this smaller cylinder-ish shaped object with a silicone tip(we will just call this part the head for the sake of the story), shoved into your mouth and you need to
    nibble it and suck on it simultaniously in order to procure any of the white substance within(also known as milk:D)
    now i'm not saying these different scenarios will have an effect on a child's
    future sexuallity:rolleyes: , but all i know is i was breast feed and i have a VERY healthy appatite for boobs (my signature on my cell phone is "i heart bewbs")
    i think i've made my point.;)
     
    MitaGT, Aug 6, 2006 IP
  2. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    #42
    Well I know I was breastfed and playing with other people's boobs do not feature in my fantasies
     
    sarahk, Aug 7, 2006 IP
  3. hextraordinary

    hextraordinary Well-Known Member

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    #43
    MitaGT, I think you only use your theory to justify your own naughty thouts ;)
     
    hextraordinary, Aug 7, 2006 IP
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  4. MitaGT

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    #44
    :confused: how could you possibly think that lol:D
    but you gotta admit. it makes sense .

    and as for you sarahk. you don't count cause you have a pair. ;) their magic only works on MEN... duh ... women just don't understand boobs:D hahaha
     
    MitaGT, Aug 8, 2006 IP
  5. Hon Daddy Dad

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    #45
    I'd be surprised if America leads the way in recreational sex.
     
    Hon Daddy Dad, Aug 8, 2006 IP
  6. MitaGT

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    #46
    not even close my friend... but we're workin on it:D
     
    MitaGT, Aug 8, 2006 IP
  7. anthonyn

    anthonyn Well-Known Member

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    #47
    Is it necessary to breast feed in public?No, not at all.Unless you are traveling in a train or so and your child cry's.You have no alternative but eed the child.So the first preference will be "do in private" if you have no alternative then do in publick.Only if the need suggests.
     
    anthonyn, Oct 16, 2006 IP