Apples - $5.00 each

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tokyoice, Jan 24, 2010.

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    A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.

    He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one."

    So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples."

    The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give me some!"

    He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"

    The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one."

    The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around."

    The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."

    Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"

    The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one."

    The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like shit!"

    The farmer says, "Turn it around!"
     
    tokyoice, Jan 24, 2010 IP
  2. wombleboy05

    wombleboy05 Active Member

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    #2
    Lol.

    Made me laugh.
     
    wombleboy05, Jan 24, 2010 IP
  3. Misa_Misa

    Misa_Misa Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Hahaha, never heard this one. :D
    Made me laugh too. :) Thanks.

    Listen to this one:

    Three Tomatos were walking down the street;
    Mama Tomato, Papa Tomato and Son Tomato.

    The baby Tomato was lagging behind the Mama & Papa Tomato and the Papa Tomato got mad.

    He went to the Baby tomato and squished him and said:
    - Ketchup!


    Did you got it?

    It's funny. :p
     
    Misa_Misa, Jan 24, 2010 IP
  4. ninetyseven

    ninetyseven Guest

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    #4
    Good one! LOL
     
    ninetyseven, Jan 24, 2010 IP
  5. KrustEKrotsh

    KrustEKrotsh Peon

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    #5
    lol @ apples, kind of reminds me of the simpsons episode with the tobacco-tomatoes
     
    KrustEKrotsh, Jan 24, 2010 IP
  6. tokyoice

    tokyoice Well-Known Member

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    Glad you like it. :) hehe
     
    tokyoice, Jan 24, 2010 IP
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    5starpix Notable Member

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    Ah, good one mate
     
    5starpix, Jan 24, 2010 IP
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    benjaminp Guest

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    #8
    hehe nice joke :)
     
    benjaminp, Jan 24, 2010 IP
  9. ChrisMiller

    ChrisMiller Prominent Member

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    Haha that made me laugh, I think I herd this 1 before tho but its still funny.
     
    ChrisMiller, Jan 24, 2010 IP
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    tokyoice Well-Known Member

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    Glad you guys enjoyed it. :)
     
    tokyoice, Jan 24, 2010 IP
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    Haha, I like that one. *uses to make friends laugh*
     
    GardsJr, Jan 24, 2010 IP
  12. ian0031

    ian0031 Peon

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    #12
    Haha LOL, nice joke mate. I heard this one already with my friend which is a revised version I think which he use the word "ORANGE" and not the apples :D.
     
    ian0031, Jan 24, 2010 IP
  13. tokyoice

    tokyoice Well-Known Member

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    Please read the joke again. :)
     
    tokyoice, Jan 25, 2010 IP
  14. restlesss

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    #14
    haha what a joke how come it do like this .... amazing
     
    restlesss, Jan 25, 2010 IP