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Apple releases laptop with no keyboard -_-'

Discussion in 'Hardware' started by pirogoeth, Jan 6, 2009.

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What do you think of this?

  1. WTF?! Pointless -_-'

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  2. OMG!!! I need one!

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  3. Apple really are trying to push the boat out with this one

    3 vote(s)
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  4. I'll buy one the day Bill Gates offers me 99.99% of Microsofts profits... Possibly

    2 vote(s)
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  1. #1
    I'm not too sure what to make of this...

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

    What the hell?!, It's really REALLY expensive, even for an Apple Mac.

    Theres noway on earth you will be able to type quickly/effectively with this thing!!!

    Why do they keep releasing pointless things like this and the MacBook Air???

    Jesus :confused:
     
    pirogoeth, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #2
    Errm... it's www.theonion.com.

    You might want to take a look at some of their other stories :)
     
    Kerosene, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  3. dynashox

    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #3
    Totally rubbish idea.

    For multimedia purpose, it is fine. But for typing, who in the hell want to use that. :confused:
     
    dynashox, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  4. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #4
    Watch the video again. I think you missed something. :p
     
    buffalo, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  5. Nitros

    Nitros Banned

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    #5
    Cool, but it's more like a gadget :)
     
    Nitros, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  6. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #6
    Yes, you could almost call it a tool.
     
    Kerosene, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  7. pirogoeth

    pirogoeth Member

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    #7
    everything is just a few hundred clicks away, unbreakable unless dropped or smashed.
     
    pirogoeth, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  8. peter_anderson

    peter_anderson Notable Member

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    #8
    lol, for those who don't know, its a HOAX.
     
    peter_anderson, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  9. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #9
    You know some one is a total n00bie when they think something is real....and there's no proof to back it up. aka, some one wake me up when apple.com mentiones this. :D
     
    Nintendo, Jan 6, 2009 IP
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    victoriaphee Guest

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    #10
    i know... i couldn't believe that it took 6 posts before somebody says it's not true
     
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  11. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    What are you talking about? :confused: The second post says it's not true. So does the 4th.
     
    buffalo, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  12. Cameljourney

    Cameljourney Prominent Member

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    #12
    welcome to the onion's world of dumb :D
     
    Cameljourney, Jan 6, 2009 IP
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    de7erv Active Member

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    #13
    Hahaha, omg, funny shit :")
    you fell for it mate :D
     
    de7erv, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  14. keyboard manic

    keyboard manic Guest

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    #14
    wtf !!! theres no point , if they have too much cash to blow why not sell the company and retire ! lol
     
    keyboard manic, Jan 6, 2009 IP
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    #15
    "he spent 45 minutes typing an email to his friend"
     
    oceanside monkey, Jan 6, 2009 IP
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    CyberWorldJobs Peon

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    #16
    Lol that is really cool,
    can i play Dj on That ,
    or should i buy a external keyboard
     
    CyberWorldJobs, Jan 6, 2009 IP
  17. pirogoeth

    pirogoeth Member

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    #17
    I never said that I thought it was true, Anything from The Onion is a Hoax obviously.

    I posted the thread to see how many people would actually take it as real, hence the poll names.
     
    pirogoeth, Jan 7, 2009 IP
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    brandmantra Peon

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    #18
    interesting idea but how much user friendly?
     
    brandmantra, Jan 7, 2009 IP
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    catalin Peon

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    #19
    it probably takes 5 minutes to write your own name so i don't think is going to be succesfull
     
    catalin, Jan 7, 2009 IP
  20. catalin

    catalin Peon

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    #20
    Black Snow Ninpo - Ninjutsu Training in the UK (I'm a member)
    why are you bragging on dp that you know ninjutsu?
     
    catalin, Jan 7, 2009 IP