anyone play golf?

Well it happened on the first hole and he was so scared he couldn't really concentrate the rest of the round. He still apologizes for it every once in a while. I mean, I was about ten feet away from him at a 90* angle. What a duffer!

Luckily we had a cooler full of beer so I was able to ice my neck right away.

I wonder what OSHA would say about that.

 

Fore!!!?

That's the nice part about country living. Most things are overlooked.

I once got hit in the head with a metal putter. My cousin and I were acting stupid at a putt putt golf course and this one used metal putters instead of those rubber ones.

I was standing a few feet behind and to the side of my cousin when she just swung back and right hand all the way back around behind her and caught me in the temple.

 

Lights out?

 

No, but a big knot and a hell of a headache.

We played through though

 

Did you get it in the clown's nose?

 

They didn't have a clown's nose but they did have a windmill!!!

It takes a real man to take a metal putter to the head (from a girl) and then continue to play putt-putt.