Anyone here a Vampire?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SEbasic, Jan 13, 2006.

  1. #1
    I stumbled across this site when a few of us at work were discussing how hot Kate Beckinsale looks in that new Underworld movie.

    One of the guys mentioned how odd vampire discussion groups are, so I decided to check it out...

    http://www.vampires.nu/pages/Forums.cfm/

    Here is a short transcript of a conversation entitled 'I just don't get some humans' :rolleyes:

    http://www.vampires.nu/pages/Forums.cfm/action/viewmessages/PageID/10/Forum/13/Topic/10309

    What. The. Fuck.

    Are they mentally ill or what?

    Anyone else know of some weird forums out there?

    If I offended any vampires in this post, I apologise - Go eat something, I'm sure you'll get over it.
     
    SEbasic, Jan 13, 2006 IP
  2. Design Agent

    Design Agent Peon

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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    Stuff like that kinda makes me feel strange. I mean, what a bunch of frickin' weirdos!
     
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  4. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    I'm still reading the forum - they are *all* complete nutcases.

    W.T.F...

    I just can't stop reading this stuff.
     
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  5. Sharpseo

    Sharpseo Peon

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    #5
    You should feel normal compared to these freaks :p

    I remember seeing something about "real vampires" on a somewhat legitimate news channel. The tagline drew me in, so I watched. It was just about people that have some weird sort of blood fetish. They use scalpels to cut each other, and drink the blood. They didn't really seem that into it, just goth kids trying to get more attention.
     
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    Design Agent Peon

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    #6
    I wonder how many people come across dp and say exactly the same thing.

    Evening bob :)
     
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    Crazy_Zap Well-Known Member

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    #7

    Bingo! I knew a guy who had his teeth "filed" by his dentist.

    1. Why would you want to do that?
    2. Who the F*CK is your dentist? :eek:
     
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  8. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    #8
    Maybe on some of the old AnthonyCea threads ;)
     
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    Design Agent Peon

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    #9
    http://www.vampiresamongus.com/bloodlettingtips.html

    Well thats my friday night sorted :)
     
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  10. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    I saw a show on TV about a guy who thinks he's a lion. He's got surgically implanted whiskers, tattoos all over his face, lip implants and a bunch of other stupid stuff. He was a big gay lion! :rolleyes:
     
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  11. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    I was trying to use a spoon...

    Thanks for the advice, I'm sure I'll get it to work now.
     
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    SEbasic Peon

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    Design Agent Peon

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    #13
    Where I am that stuff looks normal, I see people with lumps of metal, crosses and all kinds of strange objects under their skin.

    some more
    http://www.wingnutmods.com/bs.html

    hmm..I said evening bob!
     
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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    Who's Bob?
     
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    Design Agent Peon

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    Oh, just some guy in australia holding the world up on his back ;)
     
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    #17
    I spent a few months banging the hell out of a weird, but super hot goth like chick back in the day. She had her own dungeon.

    I heard a few months later after I stopped seeing her she got even weirder and got into letting people drink her blood and stuff. I ran into her later and she said that she tried drinking some people's blood, and it was warm and salty and kind of like cum. I don't really think that would be a good selling point to get more people to try it. So that's another item on my list of things to never try.
     
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    SEbasic Peon

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    I thought that would be right up your street mate.
     
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    #19
    You didn't get bitten last night did you dude? :eek:

    OMG There's even vampire porn listed in yahoo !!!

    So you didn't manage to drive the demons out of her huh? ;)
     
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    No but I tried, on the weekends we never got dressed and she even got fired for not going into work.

    I could tell she was a freak, because she had a black scorpian tattooed on her butt.
     
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