Ok, here is one I came across today: Why do SEO professionals date people based on personality instead of looks? They know better than anyone that search engines are blind and that content matters most.
Why dont SEO experts try hard in athletics? because they just manipulate the system so that they still rank first.
A shuttle bus was taking a group of IT experts from the airport over to hosting con, when there was a serious accident. Tragically, 3 people on the bus died. The next thing they know, they are all standing at the perly gates and St Peter is there to greet them. St Peter asks the first one, "What is your name, what is your occupation". He replies, "I am John. I help people by building websites. I have helped hundreds of people." So St Peter tests him, shows him to a computer desk that just appeared and asks him to build a website. Soon enough he finished, and St Peter opened the pearly gates and let him into heaven. St Peter then turns to the second man, and asks, "What is your name, what is your occupation". He replies, "I am Mark. I help people by hosting their websites." So St Peter tests him, points him to the computer desk and asks him to host the website that was created by John. Soon enough he finished, and St Peter opened the pearly gates and let him into heaven. Finally St Peter then turns to the last man, and asks, "What is your name, what is your occupation". He replies, "I am Luke. I am an SEO expert." St Peter flicks through a list of papers and after a few minutes turns to him and asks, "exactly what is that?" "w-w-well", stuttered luke, "I help people to have their website ranking really well so that everyone can find that site and find the information." St Peter excuses himself, and runs off to consult with God as to if they should let this guy in or not. A few hours later, St Peter comes back, and he says, "we have prepared a special challenge for you". He leads him away from the front gate, to where they see a wall that has 2 doors, and oddly enough, there is a computer there, online with google already open ready and waiting. "There are 2 doors. 1 will take you to hell the other 1 will let you into heaven. Once you open a door, you are sucked in, you cant change your mind. " Luke just had to ask, "but how do I know which door is the right one." St Peter looked at him with a sly smile and pointing to the computer said "all the information is on our new website.... so google it". Minutes turned into hours, hours into days, before finally luke went up to a door, and opened it. Immediately, he was sucked down into hell. He looked up at St Peter and screamed, "Every page i found on google said this was the right door" St peter replied, "That only means that the devil is an SEO expert as well"