Buying ANY kind of advertising for $1

I have a decent amount of money, but I am looking for all different methods and ways to advertise my site, so if you have something that you want to sell me for $1, then let me know about it and we can talk.

Edit: I pay only by Paypal.

 

I can sell you 400 pop-unders from a file sharing site
all the 400 pop-unders will be unique visitors from us, canada, and europ
pay with alertpay only
pm if intersted

 

Sorry, and I guess I should have added this to my original post, but I only pay via Paypal.

 

Selling Advertisement in my social networking site. Good for your site too. It has 800 members and still counting. I can give advertising floating spot in both sides of the site for $1 per 3 days. It is a good start. Good Luck! VIA PAYPAL! PM me if interested.

 

I can tweet about your site from my 2 IDs, 1 has 830+ followers and other has 140+ followers.

 

If you can do this for $1, then I will do that. Also, I have sent other people PM's regarding their offers.

 

I'll write your website URL on my hand and walk around with it the whole day...

 

If you write it on your cheek or forehead, than it's a deal. =)

 

I'll have your URL on my Partner Links for 2 months on my blog