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Any excuses you know of to get off school?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gareth_Boyd, Jun 13, 2006.

  1. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #21
    just tell them you found the meaning of life and are going into a five day deep spiritual meditation.
    SEMrush
     
    ahkip, Jun 13, 2006 IP
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  2. latehorn

    latehorn Guest

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    #22
    Just tell them that your not interested in the school.
     
    latehorn, Jun 13, 2006 IP
  3. LucasMS

    LucasMS Peon

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    #23
    tell them you are dead! best way
     
    LucasMS, Jun 13, 2006 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #24
    Start your own religion, say it's a special day, switch the days as needed and talk about the star formation determining that day.
     
    Blogmaster, Jun 13, 2006 IP
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    #25
    yeah... may be a developing a new religion, new culture, new language may save you for not going school but that would be of no use as you want to stay home and work on internet... all the best...

    tell them there is some special assignment given to you and thats to study how people earn money through website on the net....
     
    mike_01, Jun 13, 2006 IP
  6. Mong

    Mong ↓↘→ horsePower

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    #26
    I am having pain in my ass.
    OR
    i am facing sexual over-functioning.
     
    Mong, Jun 21, 2006 IP
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    tonyinabox Peon

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    #27
    I need sometime alone.
     
    tonyinabox, Jun 21, 2006 IP
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    dirsubmit Banned

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    #28
    just say "Rememer your days. School is most x x place on the plannet"
     
    dirsubmit, Jun 21, 2006 IP
  9. Gareth Hodson

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    #29
    It's simple, and always works:

    - Walk down the stairs slowly and quietly.
    - As you reach the last step take a tumble.
    - Lie on the floor yelling in pain.
    - Mommy says "Awww you poor thing, take a day or two off!" (or something similar :D)
     
    Gareth Hodson, Jun 21, 2006 IP
  10. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #30
    Or just make a concoction that looks like puke, put it in your mouth and spit it all over the bathroom.

    Used to work for me. :rolleyes:
     
    Crazy_Rob, Jun 21, 2006 IP
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    indiasbull Active Member

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    #31
    tell the truth mate.
    convince them how ur website will help your family in coming time.
     
    indiasbull, Jan 24, 2019 IP
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    #32
    lol, they would have to be really gollubble to believe that.
     
    mhmad, Feb 15, 2019 IP
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    izlik Well-Known Member

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    #33
    it's really hard to get an ecquse to get of school if you don't have to go to school anymore!! =D
     
    izlik, Feb 21, 2019 IP