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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they
wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the
word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell
your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mom what her
dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter
right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back
to tell her father what mommy had said. A few days later the mom told the
daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her
father, and then returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind
with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.

 

Poor old mum

 

haha very funny

 

okay okay okay.
this is my example of something funny:

three girls get sent to heaven.
a brunette, red head, and blonde.

god is waiting for them at heavens gates.
he says
"ill tell you 100 jokes. if any of you laugh at any youll be sent to hell"

so at the 25th joke the red head laughs and gets sent to hell.
at the 85th joke the brunette laughs and gets sent to hell.
at the 99th joke the blonde laughs.

god says:
"why'd you laugh you were so close?!"

and she says:

"i just got the first joke!"

 

Blondes Eh!​

 

I've hear of the joke before! still funny though!

 

i have heard a different version of the first joke! perhaps about wasing clothes! anyways, thanks for sharing!

 

hahaha, that's great.

 

lol, many comedians here at DP.

 

nice joke,add some more.

 

How business is done

Jack, a smart 如果那样的话businessman, talks to his son...
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride ".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates...
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank...
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done…

 

Hahahaha bhahahaha bring some more ...

 

Thats was great jokes buddy. Thanks for sharing it with us. Please added some more jokes.