The sad part is whenever he meets somebody new they always ask “Why does everyone call you Boner?†“Well in High School this guy peed on my butt crack when I was showering.†“WHAT? You just let a guy pee on your butt crack?†“No I didn’t let him. I was leaned up against the wall and he just did it.†That’s why they call you boner?†“No. He peed down my butt crack so I tackled him and started fighting with him. Well the two of us were wrestling around on the floor and some one yelled ‘Fags in the shower’.†“So that’s why they call you Boner?†“No. Later he said that I had a boner when I tackled him.†“Why would he say that?†“I don’t know. Obviously he’s not right in the head. I mean he goes around peeing on guy’s butt cracks.†“Still?†“I don’t know. I haven’t seen him in years.â€