You want some fucking content? I'll give you some fucking content. I'll write angry rants about practically anything for $0.02 per word. All you need to give me is a topic, approximate length, and how much vulgarity is desired (no f-bombs, no swearing at all, swear like a sailor, etc). English is the only language I've ever bothered to learn, so I can guarantee good sentence structure and grammar. This service is ideal for people wanting to spice up their website a bit, or for social bookmarking submissions. My rants tend to be angry and resentful, with a hint of sarcasm and misanthropy. The first person to reply with a subject gets a free article. For real orders, PM me with the information requested above and I'll get back to you.
Ok, since you fuckers are PMing me and can't seem to read, I'll quote the part that matters: That means reply here with your desired subject. Don't ask me for a free review without a subject, don't PM me asking for a free review with/without a subject, ask for your fucking article here (with a subject). I will open real orders (ie, ones that cost money) after completing a review article.
That's the spirit. I need an article on Kevin Rudd's fucked up Internet Censorship in Australia. Make it very sarcastic, go easy on the swearing. I like my articles peppered, not flamed.
LOL... one of the more clever posts I have caught in this forum actually..... good luck with your service. Nigel
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Yeah, I'm working on it. Sitting in class right now (college senior), but I'll get to writing at my first opportunity.
Alright, SpiralGamerz's article is done so I have a slot open. Remember, PM me with desired length and subject, along with how much vulgarity is desired.
I'm going to have to stop accepting requests until I get this backlog of articles done. I'll post again when orders are open.