Ancient Marketing Secrets *Revealed*

Discussion in 'General Marketing' started by element01, Mar 21, 2011.

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    Ancient Marketing Secrets Revealed

    I am about to reveal two of the greatest marketing secrets known to mankind.

    This thread will CHANGE your life!

    Developed in 16th Century London, by the leader of a secret underground organisation. These marketing secrets have been passed down generation by generation, never to be revealed to the public, under penalty of death.

    -------------- Until Now --------------​

    1. Hype
    2. Luck


    For only $7,893,928.74 you can learn how to use these secrets to your advantage!

    Click here to buy

    LOL. Maybe I have been reading too many clickbank splash pages which led me to create this mock sales pitch, but it illistrates my point rather well.

    Two of the biggest contributers in marketing is hype and luck.

    I'm hoping some of my fellow DPers will back me up on this one.
     
    element01, Mar 21, 2011 IP
  2. Tzesi

    Tzesi Peon

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    I want to buy this :)
     
    Tzesi, Mar 21, 2011 IP
  3. element01

    element01 Active Member

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    lmao, it may be slightly overpriced :p
     
    element01, Mar 21, 2011 IP
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    boundlessmartin Active Member

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    I think your link is removed from click here to buy..?
     
    boundlessmartin, Mar 21, 2011 IP
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    benc811 Peon

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    I think he was just making a point. hype is certainly important I don't think luck has much of a role for a marketer as there job is to sell something without luck.
     
    benc811, Mar 22, 2011 IP
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    lightless Notable Member

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    Cavemen used ancient marketing secrets to great effect. Club a guy on the head a few times and he'll buy/believe anything you say. That or grab him by the balls ................

    So the best two ancient but effective ways to get people to buy your products/services is to

    1] Beat them up
    2] Threaten their reproductive capabilities
     
    lightless, Mar 22, 2011 IP
  7. Mr Right

    Mr Right Well-Known Member

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    For the love of God, please tell me you're kidding!
     
    Mr Right, Mar 22, 2011 IP
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    element01 Active Member

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    lol, i just missed out on a 7 million dollar sale! :(
     
    element01, Mar 24, 2011 IP
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    Tzesi Peon

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    The seller decided to keep all the secretes from himself.
    Although I tried to get some of them after threatening him and you can buy them at my profile page for only 1 million.
     
    Tzesi, Mar 24, 2011 IP
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    huiz41 Active Member

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    definitely hype and urgency yes - lol, funny post
     
    huiz41, Mar 24, 2011 IP