Heard this one - quite old - but enough for a Sunday ! Ofcourse, this is with due apologies to the people involved...... It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subramaniam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. Very good.....she said Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrasekhar The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "F*ck the Indians," "Who said that?" she demanded. Candrasekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares around and asks "All right.... Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrasekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!" Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little Sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted........... And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're f**ked!" and.......... Chandrasekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005.......