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I'm very very sorry for pointing this out here, but I am kind of a sucker for correcting wrong spelling. You should change "beat" to "beaten" in your title - that's the correct participle to use.
I know! I caught it as soon as I submitted it, but I don't think there's a way to change the title, so I'm kind of stuck with it. It's my fault for not proofreading... However, I know it's nitpicking, but I'd like to point out that the wrong participle isn't incorrect spelling, it's incorrect grammar.