Am I gay?

So my wife started this course to become an esthetician and today she decided to practice on me. I got a nice hand massage, my nails done and painted. Damn, it felt so good.

 

What you don't know is that she had a hidden camera... I'll post the url to the pictures in a few minutes...

 

Damn, I should have known if I was going to do this naked I needed to suck in my gut.

 

You are not gay but your wife is paving the way for you ... Congratulations!

It's now up for you to decide. If you like how it feels, you may want to ask your wife if you could wear her black satin dress during your Anniversary.

Some of my gay friends started out just like you

 

Grrr. that black satin dress feels oh so silky, and it's hard to type with my new nails.

 

I must add, when I scratch myself....it feels great

 

Yea .. after this you'll say "I think I am a woman .. trapped in a man's body".

Don't forget to post your transformation pics !!

 

I can't afford that.

 

Having a metrosexual inclination doesn't really mean you are now gay.
I even consider you lucky for having that absolute pampering from your wife--enjoy it!

 

When you start checking out a woman's outfit instead of her butt, is probably when you should worry, lol.

 

I think that's GHEY. As GHEY as George Michael & Elton John & Public toilets & YMCA.

 

Do you like the taste of another man's spittle? Does Brad Pitt make you hot? Do you "feel kinda funny" when you see a man remove his shirt? No...then what you are suffering from is Metrosexuality, not Homosexuality. Your new leader is Ryan Seacrest and you must learn to mosturize, mosturize, mosturize. Had this been an actual emergency you would have been told to find the nearest drag queen for directions. You may now return to your broadcast day.

 

Thanks, I feel better now. I just one letter off being hetrosexual.

 

When you start checking out a mans butt instead of his outfit, is probably when you should worry

 

Have you ever called someone a "savage" (pronounced 'thavage'), roman1?

 

Yep, gay. Metrosexual? WTF!!! That's just a transition to gay made up by guys with access to the media. They are trying to soften the "blow". It's gay. PERIOD.

I recommend you go immedialty to the nearest Harely Davidson dealer and get a new bike. Ride it till there is lots of dirt under your fingernails, your hair is a mess from the helmet and you smell like sweat. That may get you back on the manly track. If your wife refuses to let you have the bike, that is proof there is a conspiracry to turn you gay. If you don't resist her actions to not allow you the bike, it's too late, you are already gay!

This is an emergency, don't delay!

 

Nope, I feeling staighter and straighter now.

 

Now I’ve never had sex with another man myself, but I’ve heard how it works and I think they said it starts with getting your nails painted.

You got a purtty mouth.

 

my best friend is in school for the right now, she couldn't shave her entire body for 4 weeks...be prepared for bigfoot, thats all i have to say....oh yeah, and keep in mind she gets to see everyone's genitals too that gets a bikini or brazilian wax

 

It disgusts me what people will do behind conputer screens...