Hey! I'll have you know I can clear a room! Dio, good luck with that, we're so glad you're changing your socially unacceptable ways!
Female mouth breathers are sexy. Normally you can hook up with them if you just shine a flashlight in their eyes. They freeze up like a deer in the headlights.
Duct tape works great! Just tell your freinds its like a noctine patch for mouth breathers, er, write them.