After Life

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by odls, Apr 18, 2008.

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    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after-life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life.


    After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact: "Mary. Mary."


    "Is that you, Fred?"


    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."



    "What's it like?"



    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.



    I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.



    After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."



    "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."



    "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk." :mad:
     
    odls, Apr 18, 2008 IP
  2. toycat

    toycat Well-Known Member

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    #2
    Nice joke you have here :D
     
    toycat, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    #3
    I wish I read the last sentence first. It was the turning point of the joke :)
     
    dairyman, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #4
    LMAO.hahaha.Nice joke.
     
    coderbari, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    saurabhj Banned

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    #5
    lol.. Nice Joke mate :)
     
    saurabhj, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    sheilasultani Peon

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    #6
    lol, good one
     
    sheilasultani, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    #7
    To some extant a ggo joke.
     
    sherry2008, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #8
    Ha ha that's a funny joke
     
    w3bmaster, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    #9
    This is funny but I'm sure the afterlife will be different.
     
    kingofsanda, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #10
    Funny joke:D It may be true though...A lot of cultures do believe in reincarnation :) After life can be intriguing, right?
     
    EvcRo, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    toycat Well-Known Member

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    why a rabbit? :p
     
    toycat, Apr 19, 2008 IP
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    haha lol good one
     
    sam_m, Apr 19, 2008 IP