hey guys, i've created a few "gag-sites", to redirect people to, for various reasons, such as http://whiny.me/ what i'm NOT happy with, is the wording of the "self-help plan". i feel it's a little on the "dark" or "violent" side, but i still want it to be whitty and sarcastic and clever. does any one have any ideas as to how to pull it off? thanks.