Translation:"Look at me! I'm 13, I have a blog and the most overrated "Guru" ever made a post about me."
You're 13 and have a website? Shouldn't you be outside playing instead of trying to act 30? Anyway, you should change those ads to blend more with your content and maybe you'll get a few clicks. Its all about location. Well, good luck with your blog, but try to enjoy your childhood...the internet and adsense aren't going anywhere.
Oh.... Naw, being thirty's much more fun. I already have a one month job lined up for summer. Screw playing, I can do whatever the hell I want when I'm rich
I don't see anything wrong with him trying to becom an online entrepreneur. Sure, he might regreat his lost youth in many years to come, but if he m,akes a lot of money, it should make up for it. :
Yes. I am. And not proud of it Well, my plan is to own a house by the age of 16 and to be earning about 2,000 dollars in assets a month at 16 as well. No joke.
I hate being a kid. Well, I LIKE being a kid, but you can't do anything I can make up for my youth when I'm rich Screw the circus, I'll own a private... thing! Like, ATV laser off-road tag thing. (got it from Richie Rich )
Yup... Kontera is definitely awesome! There's always the convenience of people thinking they're a link