Milhouse2011 is not an established writer, self published writer or even an aspiring writer. Milhouse2011 is a rare specimen known as the unwilling writer. Milhouse2011 believes that writing is neither a talent nor the result of hard work. Writing, by his definition, can be achieved by anyone with a writing apparatus and a basic command of the English language.Milhouse2011 was blessed with the ability for writing being encoded into his genetic sequence. However, Milhouse2011 had little interest in pursuing a writing career. As a consequence, Milhouse2011's life up to this point has been a domino chain of epic failures, bitter disappointments and crushing defeats in various endeavors to forge a life of success.After 33 years of walking life with nothing to show for it, Milhouse2011 came to the conclusion that God was engineering these events until he finally cracked and became either a writer or a priest. After careful consideration, Milhouse2011 decided that writing was the lesser of two evils as the priesthood meant no longer getting laid and a paycheck less than a 15 year old would earn at McDonalds. The tragedy that Milhouse2011 faces through all of this is that the act of writing has become an instinct of sorts. Lions hunt, birds fly, fish swim, Milhouse2011 writes. Milhouse2011 has often wondered if God dropped the ball when it came to giving him his talent.Salvation for Milhouse2011 came in the form of blogging. Although he doesn't officially have one yet, the idea of writing a blog while sitting on top of his garbage pile of broken dreams did have some appeal to Milhouse2011. If there's one thing Milhouse2011 can gain from blogging, it's the fact that he can blog about anything he wants and not care in the least about how many people read his post, let alone leave a comment.