A Worse GIFT for Man

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    What is the worst gift for man?

    1. Scrapbook
    A gift like a scrapbook would only likely gather dust in the corner of room, a gift that’s been forgotten and buried deep into the recesses of his mind

    2. Poem

    Poem is not the kind of gift man would like to receive. Like a scrapbook, a poem is too sentimental for the ordinary man. What makes poems even worse is the fact that they convey deep feelings and emotions. Plus, men don’t like guessing and figuring out vague messages, and poems are nothing but unclear, ambiguous lines.

    3. Pink sweaters
    I love pink but i do not like to be considered as woman.

    4. A Celine Dion Greatest Hits CD
    I really do not like Celine Dion song. Her voice is not for man.

    5. Flowers

    Women are suckers for pretty flowers. When they are given a beautiful bouquet of blooms, they gingerly put them in a vase then arrange them to maximize and enhance their beauty. Most men on the other hand, do not know anything about flower arrangements and probably don’t even know a vase. What will they do with flowers?
    PS: But i love to get roses from GF even though i really do not know what to do with them after that. :D

    5. Tickets to a ballet recital

    If your boyfriend was educated in an exclusive public school, grew up listening to Tchaikovsky and frequented the Met, then, sure, you can give him tickets to a ballet recital. If he’s not any of these however, then tickets to see a ballet recital is not likely to be a gift that could make his knees quake with excitement.

    Men are not picky with when it comes to presents and will be grateful for whatever you give them. Just stay away from these gifts. "
     
    comboy, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    tbarr60 Notable Member

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    A copy of "Pride and Prejudice" or anything Jane Austen. Only chicks could get into that. Couldn't Mr. Darcy get in at least one sword fight or stormed a castle or two?
     
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    pipes Prominent Member

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    Infact im very picky and would turn my nose up at many things.

    I would be fine with a pink sweater but im fussy of the colors i wear and pink suits darker skin tones i believe.

    I dunno the Ballet might be an experience.:)
     
    pipes, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    D3n!ss3_gÜrL Banned

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    haha that's just a nice tip buddy! :D

    Okay, i will stay away from those. :)
     
    D3n!ss3_gÜrL, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    Lol, Great post.
     
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    What about clothing? :p

    #1) Hey, that's a personalized gift, it would be unwanted? :eek: men :p
     
    8everything, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    I like some of Celine Dion's songs...:(
     
    Bebicul, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    How about a copy of "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"? Just seeing the trailer for that movie made certain parts of me shrink - like my brain.
     
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    Flowers and Pink Sweaters :eek: I hate both of them

    Don't worry , I'm with you ;) I like around 10 of her songs :p
     
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    Any gift I get as long as it is sincere and with love.
     
    Yankee0306, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    what about a box of chocolates?
     
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    lmao :)
    your right about the gifts, you should never give a man a song by a girl
     
    powell, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    Bring it on! 2! Mon Cheri!
     
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