A Womans English & A Mans English

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    WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

    MEN'S ENGLISH


    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = let's have sex now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? =I'd like to have sex with you
    11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

    HEHE :)

    I like em
     
    5starpix, Apr 19, 2008 IP
  2. jon32000

    jon32000 Active Member

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    #2
    yea this is true
    :) where did you get this at
     
    jon32000, Apr 19, 2008 IP
  3. 5starpix

    5starpix Notable Member

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    #3
    my friend sent it to me :)
     
    5starpix, Apr 19, 2008 IP
  4. sheilasultani

    sheilasultani Peon

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    #4
    Very cute!
     
    sheilasultani, Apr 19, 2008 IP
  5. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #5
    Yes man,this is true.
     
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  6. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #6
    Thats absolutely true :D:D

    DON.
     
    deluxdon, Apr 19, 2008 IP
  7. dairyman

    dairyman Notable Member

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    #7
    All the ten points reflect the true behavior of both the sexes...
     
    dairyman, Apr 19, 2008 IP
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #8
    LMAO...those are really funny :D
     
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  9. 5starpix

    5starpix Notable Member

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    #9
    Yea,..true:)
     
    5starpix, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  10. oldmentor

    oldmentor Banned

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    #10
    this is funny and true
     
    oldmentor, Apr 20, 2008 IP
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    twistedspikes Notable Member

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    #11
    Sounds about right. :rolleyes:
     
    twistedspikes, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  12. ANONIMUS123

    ANONIMUS123 Peon

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    #12
    yes its true :)
     
    ANONIMUS123, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  13. arjun316

    arjun316 Active Member

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    #13
    true
    and too funny
     
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    philposters Well-Known Member

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    #14
    so so true! LOL it was a fun read
     
    philposters, Apr 20, 2008 IP
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    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #15
    So funny !!! Very right though...awesome :D
     
    EvcRo, Apr 22, 2008 IP
  16. SuviCyriacNadakuzhackal

    SuviCyriacNadakuzhackal Well-Known Member

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    #16
    You got it right on. Never seen them before. Thanks for sharing.
     
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  17. #include

    #include Banned

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    #17
    Old, but true :)
     
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    #18
    so true...very funny
     
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    toycat Well-Known Member

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    #19
    Nice one!! :D
     
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