A Wife worst nigtmare! Doctor's Orders...

A woman accompanied her husband
to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called
the wife into his office alone and said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very
severe stress disorder."

"If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die."

"Every morning, fix him a nutritious
meal."

"For dinner, prepare an especially nice
meal for him. Don't burden him with chores.
Don't discuss your problems with him,
it will only make his stress worse.

"No nagging. And most importantly...,
make love with your husband several
times a week."

If you can do this for the next 10
months to a year, I think your husband
will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked
his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

Wife answered, "He said you're going
to die!"

"Well, if that is the case, can you
dropby my attorney office dear, cause
I want you to read my writ for you.."
said the husband sadly.

The wife went to his attorney office
the next day to read what was written
in the writ.

She was "going to die" when she found
out she will have to share her shares
to a woman she doesn't even know.... his mistress...

 

Is this a joke or something that happened to someone you know (Maybe I'm reading it wrong)

 

I don't get it!!!!!!

 

Don't give up the day job there lister!

Unless of course that job is as a comedian...

 

it's a joke of course!

to MELLA,

it is okay if you don't get what
the joke means, anyway... just
imagine wildly

 

Okay.....

 

The punch line was that she had to share her inheritance with his mistress that she evidently did not know about, of course, but the joke really lacked in delivery.

 

The real joke without the add-ons. Was that mambo you used?

 

Ah okay get it now thank Mcfox.

I didn't laugh. But I think that had something to do with a certain person ruining it first time round

 

Ok, WTF was that??????

 

What does him dying have to do with the mistress

 

I think the mistress is the one who wrote the 'joke' and emailed it to lister?

Either that or she was selling shares to the lawyer. I get easily confused.

 

Yeah mcfox is right that's the way the joke should be told without the additional junk.

Stop me if you've heard this one:

Lister, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar...

 

A man walked into a bar...



ouch!

 

Ha ha. Mine or Lister´s? I love silly jokes but Lister´s delivery could do with a bit of a polish. Cut him/her some slack at least he was trying to share a smile.

 

Either one

 

Very similar to:
A baby seal walked into a club...


McFox definitely had the right version...

 

Yeeees, YFS I know you Irish blokes were born with a funny bone in your mouth but for the rest of us it takes a bit of practise.

 

Yeah I know lister's just trying out his material. I feel for him. I guess we should have a new section on DP called open mic or something.