A questions for the ladies.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

 

One to tell the bitch to do it!

 

BZZZZZZZZ Wrong answer!!!!! Noppid are you a lady?

 

Gee, Dan, I don't know, are you going to tell us?

Does she use her teeth? Oh and you're a lady?

 

Um...No.

 

Google is my friend: none it should already be open by the time she brings it to you ...

and thanks for being sexist pigs and pissing me off

 

Once we see a few more answers from the women around here then Ill tell everyone the answer.

If no one else responds I guess the thread will die a quick death

 

C !!!!!! you RUINED IT

I wasnt being sexist !!! I was being playful It' would have been interesting to hear people answers and you have to google it DAMN YOU!

 

q: What should a guy do when his dishwasher stops working?

a: slap her in the head and tell her to get back to work.

 

Sorry dear, but sexist jokes will ALWAYS piss me off. I would pour the beer on any guys fucking head who expected or said that to me and be glad I am not there right now, I'd have to hurt you.

PLAYFUL? IS FUCK YOU PLAYFUL!?

Omg Rob, you're joining in!?

I'll leave you "men" to your fun.

 

Your sister did mess you up damn! LMAO

 

With the million jokes and riddles out there, why did you have to use a sexist one? I'm with lady78 on this one, I just hate seeing women treated as objects

 

How is making a joke treating a woman as an object?

Go back to your CAVE, fryman! I take my vote back!
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=17010

 

Yeah, let's talk about womens rights in Mexico!

 

haha ... funny shit!

 

All in fun, That just don't fly in real life!

 

Not in my life, that's for sure

 

My wife would beat me silly if she saw this thread!

 

NO !

..its not allowed

 

Hahaha. Women belong in the kitchen.