"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby."

I have hair on my ass that's older than that

 

Man, I really don't want to get older.
I turned 27 today

 

Happy birthday ya crazy loon.

 

It beats the alternative.

Happy Birthday, ly2.

 

What's up with some of those hookers you were talking about, it's party time!
I didn't do SH#T today! No hookers, drugs, or booze. I MUST be getting old.

 

It was you that mentioned hookers and I replied but it was in another thread confused but nothing wrong with hookers sunbeam.

Every hole's a goal.

We could even get a DP whipround and get you laid on your birthday!

 

Did I bring up hookers? I thought it was you.
I wouldn't do a hooker I don't think. Though I did see a really hot one on that HBO show before "hookers at the point" or whatever it's called. Her face was kinda bad, but she had a fantastic butt.

 

Nah you bought it up in the other thread.

Not to worry though. Nothing wrong with nailing a whore of two. I've nailed quite a few in my time, not because I was desperate (I'm a Brad Pitt lookalike ) it's just that certain countries where ho's are prevalent it's just too god damn easy.

When I was in Pattaya in Thailand the hotel I was in was down a side street and there was a little bar on the corner full of sluts. On my way back from town I always stopped there for a nightcap and every night I ended up grabbing a slag, sometimes two.

Cheap as chips too mate.

"Sucky fucky me love you laaaaaaaang time."
"What do I get for 10 dollars?" "Everyting, everyting you waaaan."

Two girls all night for about 15 bucks, not sure how many Buds ya can get for that in the states but whatever it is I've shit it.

 

One of my favorite movies.

 

Brilliant movie.

And the best bit was the 2 whores I had one night arrived on a single moped whilst I was sat outside supping a beer.

It was sheer class mate!

 

You know how many funny ass lines origanated from that movie?

Think about it...

"me love you long time"
"me so horny"
"suck a gold ball thru a garden hose"
etc etc

 

Some of the best lines ever, I used to use them all the time in Thailand but the dumb fooks didnt get any of them!

I put it down to the language barrier but that didn't stop me using the lines all the time.

 

And all of this hooker, slut, thailand, AGS a 'brad pitt clone' and "sucky fucky" talk was originated within a thread called "A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby."
You guys set new boundaries. Amazing!
(Happy Bday, by the way)

 

Glad you said it. I figured the OP had a right to do what he wanted with his thread, and to dive into a discussion of AGS's private parts was, uh, not my top priority (especially given that he does nothing but bathe in onanism on this board anyway ), but, still, kudos to you for making the point.

 

Happy Birthday, Infidel. Believe me, it only gets worse

 

Happy Birthday Ly2, hope you had a good one!

 

it is written in that book, khomeini's book. Maybe plastic surgery for baby-girls would be an islamic option to fullfill all their perverted desires. It's getting more disgusting by the day.
Islam is a subculture of terrorism, nothing else - just to mention the moderates. This explains the denials of all the crimes commited in the name of Islam.

 

This is #@%$ing disgusting! Why would you post something like this?

 

Who me? You're mad at me because of a religion text?