<xpiromx> True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. <xpiromx> My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! <xpiromx> There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. <xpiromx> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. <xpiromx> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. <xpiromx> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. <xpiromx> She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. <xpiromx> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. <xpiromx> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. <xpiromx> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." <xpiromx> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. <xpiromx> I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. <xpiromx> I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. <xpiromx> My future father-in-law was standing outside. <xpiromx> With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. <xpiromx> We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. <xpiromx> The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car"