A little humour from IRC

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dread, Oct 29, 2005.

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    <xpiromx> True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    <xpiromx> My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
    <xpiromx> There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
    <xpiromx> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
    <xpiromx> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    <xpiromx> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
    <xpiromx> She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
    <xpiromx> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
    <xpiromx> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
    <xpiromx> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
    <xpiromx> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
    <xpiromx> I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
    <xpiromx> I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
    <xpiromx> My future father-in-law was standing outside.
    <xpiromx> With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
    <xpiromx> We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
    <xpiromx> The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car"
     
    Dread, Oct 29, 2005 IP
  2. devAngel

    devAngel Banned

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    hahaha...taht was a great one.....guess this goes out for the men;)
     
    devAngel, Oct 29, 2005 IP
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    Jarodboy Prominent Member

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    Heehehe! :D
     
    Jarodboy, Oct 29, 2005 IP
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    ROFL, that was a good one!
     
    rbay, Oct 29, 2005 IP